On reaching my plane seat, I was damn surprised to see a parrot
strapped in next to me..

I asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And
get me a whisky, you cow!"

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and
forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass
and bawls "And get me another whisky you witch!"

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still
no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness, me myself tries the parrot's approach.
"I've asked you twice for a coffee! Go and get it now or I'll kick your
ass!"

Suddenly, both I and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of
the emergency exit by two burly stewards.

Plunging downwards the parrot turns to me and says...
"For someone who can't fly, you sure are a ballsy bastard!"

Ohhhhhhhh how cute!

well...at least it ended quickly...!

Definitely NOT the stewerdess on my recent flight. She'd a tossed the
coffee at him, and bit off the parrots head. She had me scared!

good one L2P

hey all I say is cook the damn BIRD,,but no cause I love them,,and I
have a African Grey--and A Peach Face Love Bird,,,so if I like birds so
can yall,,and the jokes of them as well ,,,lmao,,love to all here