The wedding date was set and the groom's three buddies - a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist were busy deciding what pranks they could play on the couple on their wedding night. - The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed -with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable. The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom's buddies received the following note in the mail :

DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BE FOREWARNED, I INTEND TO HUNT DOWN AND KILL THE S.O.B. WHO PUT NOVOCAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY.

omg that is too funny! LOL

where do you get theses from so funny lol

i have so many couldn't count
Had some for yrs, write some and sent more all the time
All to keep ya'll smiling
Cooly

hahaha thats ****ing awesome!

that is so messed up that its funny!

Now don't ya'll get any ideals

Thanx much