A Frenchman, an Italian and a American named Cooly were discussing love-making.

"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman.

"She was in sheer ectasy this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and told me she could never love another man."

When Cooly remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once." he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?" "Don`t stop."

Cooly-you go on with your bad self! LOL!

ROFLMAO
it needed something
Had to do it, couldn't resist
Cooly

I should know better by now than
to drink my coffee while reading
one of your jokes....

Thanx, maybe I should put up a warning sign
you know me by now ya just never know
Cooly

WARNING COOLY'S JOKE ROOM
SET ALL ITEMS DOWN
NO SMOKING, MIGHT BURN YOUR SELF OR OTHERS
DO NOT TAKE A DRINK BEFORE READING PUNCH LINE
READ IN WELL VENTALATED AREA
HAVE WATEBASKET NEAR-FOR THOSE WHO HAVE A WEAK STOMACH

You just keep posting the jokes
and I will take care of things on
this end...

LMAO thanx much
here they come
Cooly

Ready...set...GO..!!!...

they are flyin

LMAO gr8 joke!!

Must be of French Canadian roots.

it needed a something

wow that was great cooly.. although soda coming out the nose isnt so friendly.. keep it up

Glad ya liked it

alway's great stuff cooly !

had to change it for ya'll a lil nice lil surprise
Thanx

nice twist on that one Cooly

Why not follow coolymans idea, start putting your user name into the jokes.