Topic: It's Hell Getting Old...
cowboy112259's photo
Sun 11/26/06 12:02 PM
An 80-year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, "Chuck, everything looks great. How
are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

Chuck replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
he's

fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom,
POOF! the light goes on. When I'm done, POOF! the light goes off.



" WOW, That's incredible" the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Chuck's wife. "Helen," he
says,

"Chuck is doing fine, but I had to call you as I am in awe of his
relationship with God.

Is it true that he gets up during the night and POOF! the light goes on
in
the bathroom, and when he's done POOF! the light goes off?

Oh my God!" Helen exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!

iceprincess's photo
Sun 11/26/06 01:34 PM
damn.......thats to funny LMAO

Gryphyn's photo
Sun 11/26/06 01:51 PM
Great story, I wonder if there is any lemonade in it?

Maliciousmac's photo
Sun 11/26/06 02:21 PM
lol... nice
think I'm gonna quit drinking my grandma's tea.....

TxsGal3333's photo
Sun 11/26/06 04:39 PM
ROFLMAO @ MAC

Marie55's photo
Sun 11/26/06 05:26 PM
Will have to take this to one of the Drs. I type for, most of his
patient's are in their 70s, 80s and 90s, he will love it.
Too funny.