jeez i have done alot of stupid/ crazy things

but one of the most was i was really trashed at a party one night and decided to climb the roof. well i succesfully got up there 2 stories! and decided to jump into the tree beside me. long story short. i fell out of the branches and landed right on my drunk ass. broke my tail bone. but was one hell of a night!!

.....where do i begin ?

thats funny erm had loads of cocktails one night and had to go to the toilet with was a floor above with a balcony i went topless and you can guess the rest every one got an eye full

When I was a teen and the Bulls won the Championship for the billionth time, my friends and I went down to the city to party. I was rather drunk and went to use the bathroom at a gas station. The attendant refused to give me the bathroom key, because there were mobs of people all over the place. I got pissed and in return, pulled down my pants and peed in front of the gas station. There were people everywhere...news cameras and all, lol.

I only have embarressing moments. not crazy D:

Streaked music row, in Nashville, got to love JD
We where celebrating my enlistment and a few of my friends deployment, all 5 of us now have matching tats that say "Soldier On with a pair of combat boots and our rifles" from that nights drunken insanity...
When you see us there is chaos to ensue....

....had to show my dad his new girlfriend was a tramp........so i.....yes......i did do her but it was in the name of fAMILY....we must protect our own !!

Ok here it is, when I was young... oh never mind, I guess I never did anything that crazy.

When I was young, I tried to pedal my bike as hard as I could. I looked down at the front wheel to see how fast it was spinning, and looked up just it time to catch a mailbox. My bike went another ten yards ahead while I stayed right where I was. After I finally got up, I got back on my bike, and rode to my friends house.

Another time, I looked back and couldn't see anything coming, so I started to make a left turn. Suddenly a car came up on my side. I tried to pull back but it was too late. I side swiped the car, drilling my handle into the passenger door. I fell off my bike and rolled over the trunk. Close call. I was fine, just scrapped my elbow really bad. I did about $800 worth of damage to the car, and my bike made it out without a scratch. The guy never even came after me for the repair money, probably because he was afraid I would sue for some sort of spinal injury or something.

Oh, the good times me and my bike have had.

I got drunk at a underground punk show...which led to me thrashin, eventually got on the stage...tackled by stagecrew, knocked flat on my ass in front of the crowd, and thrown out...then I found out what cars the stage crew drove...we'll leave it at that.

Speaking of bikes. My moms bf, when he was about 7 there was this stree hill he used too ride down really steep and such. One day its snowing a bit but being the crazy f***er he is he rode down anyways, he started to slide out of control and rode right into a car, he fell down onto the bikes body and his balls wraped around the pipe and clicked together then came back around. Its amazing that he has four kids. lol

quite a few of my crazy and embarrassing moment end in me going topless or flashing.

although i dared a friend to pee in public so she went into the road and peed we were all drunk it was late at night and about half way through a car was heading her way we shouted at her to move but she couldnt stop peeing so she was walking whilst squatting on the floor and peeing the car just stopped and waited for her to finish

When I was young I thought I was evil kanevil and drove a snowmobile through an electric fence and jumped a snowmobile trailer. The land jarred my hand loose from the landing or else I would've kept going.....

Golden Shower, Nell?

what i never peed on anyone and no ones peed on me lol

I don't know, I'm all for this drunk topless thing, but if it means I have to watch you pee.... I'm not really down for that, lol. Can you imagine what the guy in the car was thinking as he sat there waiting for a drunk to finish peeing right in front of him? I love drunk stories.

Oh, and no, I've never crushed my balls biking, just came really close a few times.

#1:dragrace nero skydived.#2: climbed tioga pass in california in the dark in bad weather basically elk and deer hunting with a motorcycle. #3: rode highway 1 in california on a motorcycle after dark north of point arena lighthouse after the fog came in off the ocean. #4: dragraced and roadraced motorcycles. #5:played guitar in a disfunctional drug addled metal band. #6: at one time in my life- picked the wrong freinds and let them take me down with them. #7: my last girlfreind- nuff said. #8: let myself get shot, stabbed, and struck by lightning. But not all at once. Nine lives are running out. #9: listen to advice from people who have a shoe size I.Q. And #10: thinking I may meet Ms. Right on an internet dating website. TA DA!!!

Nell, U have never been p*ssed off?

WELL,THE CRAZIEST THING I DID WAS...GET BUTT DRUNK ON MY 21ST B-DAY!
I JUMPED IN MY NIEGHBORS POOL AND SO DID THE GUEST!LATER THAT NIGHT...I THOUGHT I WAS A BRIDE...
AND I PULLED OFF THE LACE TABLE CLOTH (AS A VIEL)
AND PUT IT ON MY HEAD!

I WAS SO WASTED...I COULD'NT EVEN CRAWL!
SO,EVERYONE STARTED HIDING THIER BEER FROM ME!