Topic: Holiday Resolution.
spfdvol's photo
Thu 01/03/08 09:22 PM
A man drove down the street, and said too himself " I have too think about a New Year Resolution. I want something noone has done before." About that time he saw flashing blue lights, and thought too himself man I feel sorry for the poor soul that the cop is after. The flashing lights began too get closer, and the man kept thinking about the resolution, and he thought well what is that I could do for this New Year that noone has ever done before? The lights on the patrol got really close, and now a siren could be heard, and followed by PULL OVER, but the man kept thinking what is that I could do that noone has ever done before? The patrol car now followed by several followed the car on the interstate, and the speeds kept increasing too about 80 mph. The cops tried their best too get the car too pull over, but the man was in daze, and kept thinking what is that I should do this New Year? Spike strips were placed down, and the man hit the strips, but he paid no attention too what was going on, as he kept thinking too himself what is that I should do this New Year? The car finally came too a halt, and the police closed in with guns drawn, and ordered the man out, but the man kept saying what should I do this New Year that noone has ever done before? The police looked at the man, and stated "Well for starters you could LISTEN, and Pull Over when we told you too.


MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 01/03/08 09:26 PM
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