A lawyer from the big city is hunting in the rural areas of the country. He shoots a bird which lands on a farm.

When he arrives at the location he sees the owner of the rural farmland holding the bird, inspecting it.

Lawyer says: "Hey, that bird is mine."
Farmer replies: "No it's not, it is on my land."

Lawyer proclaims: "Don't even try it, I'm a lawyer and you do not want to mess with me."
Farmer says: "Alright, let's settle this with the rural kick law."

Lawyer asks: "Okay, how does it work?"
Farmer answers: "I start by kicking you and then you get to kick me, the first one to give up loses possession of the bird."

The lawyer agrees to the terms of the contest.
So they proceed but before the farmer begins he goes back into his house and puts on his steel-toed boots. He then comes back and proceeds to kick the lawyer in the balls with all his might.

The lawyer bends over in extreme pain and agony and pukes up both breakfast and lunch. After a good while the lawyer climbs to his feet and says "Now you've done it, now it's my ****ing turn!"

The farmer then replies: "You know what, I give up, you can have the bird."

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FUNNY

Good one! Lol

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