Topic: Fly That Dropped 6 Inches
trying_to_fly's photo
Thu 01/03/08 12:43 AM
Once there was a fly, flying above the lake. A fish looked up and said, if that fly drops 6 inches, I can jump up, eat it for lunch and it will be good. A bird is flying over the lake and says, if that fly drops 6 inches and that fish jumps out of the water, I can swoop down, catch the fish and eat it for lunch and that would be great. A hunter pops out of the weeds and sees the bird and says if that fly drops 6 inches, that fish will jump out of the water, the bird will swoop down, catch the fish and I'll shoot the bird and eat it for lunch and that will be great!! A mouse comes along and says, if that fly drops 6 inches and that fish jumps out of the water, the bird swoops down and grabs the fish, this hunter stands up and shoots the bird, I can grab that cheese sandwich that will fall out of his pocket, eat it for lunch and that will be GREAT!! A cat comes along and sees the mouse. If that fly drops six inches, the fish will jump out of the water then the bird will swoop down and catch the fish, that hunter will stand up and shoot that bird then that mouse will grab the cheese sandwich and I can pounce on the mouse and eat it for lunch and that will be great!! Well, everything happens..... The fly dropped 6 inches, the fish jumped out of the water, the bird swooped down and grabbed the fish, the hunter stood up and shoots the bird, the mouse grabbed the cheese sandwich and the cat jumped at the mouse....and missed....and landed in the lake. What's the moral of the story you ask?????? Whenever a fly drops 6 inches there's always wet ***** at the end!!!!!

trying_to_fly's photo
Thu 01/03/08 12:46 AM
the ***** is supposed to be the word pussssy... Didn't know they would block that out!!

UWannaBSpontaneous's photo
Thu 01/03/08 01:13 AM
That sucks cause a ***** is another term for a cat. It's all I know.

UWannaBSpontaneous's photo
Thu 01/03/08 01:15 AM
Oh you have to be kidding me! You have some ****************************and ********************************because if I ***********************************in the end.******** And another thing. ************************************************************************************************************************************** is all I have to say about ******.