3 Construction workers,2 aussies and an irishman, are sitting atop a 50 story building. The first aussie looks at his lunch and says " bloody hell lettuce sandwiches again, if i get this 4 lunch again 2morro im gunna jump of here and kill myself."
The second aussie looks at his lunch and says "sh!t, tomato sandwiches, if i get this 4 lunch 2morro im gunna jump off here and kill myself."
The irishman looks at his lunch and says " cheese sandwiches, if i get these 2morro im gunna do the same."

Sure enough the next day at work the 3 men all get the same lunch again so they all jump off the building to there death.

A couple of days later the wives are consoling each other at the funeral. the two aussie wives say " i dont understand if he had of just told me i would of made him something different" The irishmans wife says " you think thats bad, my husband made his own lunch."