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get serious.
Ok let's hear the 3 most important questions that you need answered before you are ready to take that next step. This should be funny!!!! |
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are you married
do you have children who are you???? |
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#1 you got papers?
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Come on people don't be shy
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last one was a joke
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#1 you got papers? Good one |
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are you married
have you ever been married are you sure you aren't married |
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Where do you live?
How old are you? Do you like children? |
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Age?
STDs? Income? |
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#2 can I do a background check?
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1. Have you ever been institutionalized?
2. Are you married or separated? 3. Do you have any 'issues' with men? |
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I never need to come up with a #3 cause they disappear
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1. Are you paper trained yet?
2. Is it absolutely neccessary for you to always bring your goldfish on dates? 3. Are you sure females are supposed to have an adams apple? |
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Terrible situation! LOL
How is everyone doing on this brand new year? |
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1. Are you paper trained yet? 2. Is it absolutely neccessary for you to always bring your goldfish on dates? 3. Are you sure females are supposed to have an adams apple? hahahahahahaha |
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Are you inoculated?
Here sign this waiver Have you got good health insurance this might cause injury |
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I never need to come up with a #3 cause they disappear 1.)yes do you and 2.)if i can do one on you as well |
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What do you want out of life?
What do you look for in a woman? Where have you been all my life? |
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Whats that coldsore come from????? |
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Are you secure with who you are?
Can you LET me be me...I am secure with myself! LOL. Do you agree that respectful best friends comes first? |
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