Topic: Lots of Topixxx
JaceKnows's photo
Thu 01/03/08 03:56 AM
Don't think this is legit. I've seen those pics on other profiles, with different ages and cities. . . something's not quite right here.

Jess642's photo
Thu 01/03/08 04:18 AM
Something tells me she is a Paris Hilton wanna be... but then what would I know, see one porn star, seen them all..drinker laugh laugh

rara777's photo
Thu 01/03/08 05:53 AM

Something tells me she is a Paris Hilton wanna be... but then what would I know, see one porn star, seen them all..drinker laugh laugh


Good one Jess.........LMAO laugh drinker smokin drinker laugh

rara777's photo
Thu 01/03/08 05:54 AM


Something tells me she is a Paris Hilton wanna be... but then what would I know, see one porn star, seen them all..drinker laugh laugh


Good one Jess.........LMAO laugh drinker smokin drinker laugh


They all look alike to me...Porn stars that islaugh laugh laugh

kolhauszer's photo
Thu 01/03/08 02:01 PM
ok then..lets take it from the top jess..i can't believe this,for the same price i could be talking to a human being..lol

we started out with this very beautiful woman who wanted to post a topic conserning what everyone had on thier minds,and of course,being very beautiful she certainly knew that all the men would be talking about her.
saying things like,''you're so hot''..you're so beautiful..etcetc

now of course seeing that my cerabelum is as damaged as everyone else's here ..i too wanted to compliment her on her obvious beauty,but in my own way.

she wanted people to pick out a topic,and so i did..but my topic was an obvious camoflage..it didnt really exist..it was lost in the vietnames jungle with a bullet in it's groin waiting for a recon mission...

i too wanted to remark on her beauty which is why i stated at the end of the letter asking her if she ever considered posting a snapshot of herself in a bikini...see how everything makes sense?...lol...

but i wanted to leave her something funny to read first.i guess i wanted to make her smile...

now..for the future people let me say that...THERE IS NO AUSTRAILIAN PIGMY MARASETS..well i mean that there is,and who knows,perhaps thier little testies purreed in a blender might make for a great after-dinner drink..i dont know these things..

i hope that this clears up things..lol

AaronzDad's photo
Thu 01/03/08 02:14 PM
Edited by AaronzDad on Thu 01/03/08 02:15 PM
kolhauszer the humor kind of looses it's sting when you have to explain it a hundred times doesn't it. ohwell

I have another idea for ya. Next time you post some scintillating bit of sarcasm (and that was brilliant by the way even if a tad lengthy) and other(s) don't catch the wittiness then just let them become part of the joke.
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


kolhauszer's photo
Thu 01/03/08 03:11 PM
heyy!!!..THANKS AARONZDAD.
i mean,personally i thought that it was an obvious attempt at being funny,but some people didnt catch on.

it is true though that it does take the heart out of it when you have to explain the gag,because you don't want people toi think that you're some kind of idiot.
but in any case..there is some talk about sexy_lil_blondie's profile being a fake,do you believe it?.

personally i think that she's real..there are a lot of lovely ladies on this sight.

take care..
kol..

no photo
Thu 01/03/08 03:17 PM
i guess people really have nothing else to say

Jess642's photo
Thu 01/03/08 03:19 PM
Oh I caught on alright, your attempt at some form of half baked environmental outrageous plausibility was the joke.

Attempting to appear remotely intelligent in a thread that had nothing but drool in it, was funny, although rather transparent, and I suspect, that her response said it all.

My comments are more about the fact that the pics used by the OP are about taunting in ways that are meant to be provocative, and the irony is, they aren't hers, but rather, like my thumbnail pic, are taken from the net.laugh laugh drinker

It's all good, I just find it hilarious you choose a marmoset, which is not even indigenous to Australia.bigsmile


AaronzDad's photo
Thu 01/03/08 03:31 PM
Jess THAT was part of what made it so funny!

Kind of like one of my son's computer games when he was little - a goofy Groucho Marx impersonation:

"Remember to always use caution. Caution now comes in five delicious flavors! Red, Blue, Green, and Poi-ple!"

It's wrong on SO many levels it's stupid funny.

Also Jess I'm guessing you didn't read that particular post through to the end...? huh It was the "Aw fuggedaboud it, just show me your ta-ta's" that was the hysterical punch line to wrap it up.


And Kolhauszer you obviously haven't been playing the online dating game long enough to reach the proper level of cynicism.

Notice the provocative posing? The nebulous comments in the profile? The triple X in the thread title?

If it waddles like a duck and quacks like a duck and looks like a duck then it might be.... ??


rara777's photo
Thu 01/03/08 03:45 PM
Edited by rara777 on Thu 01/03/08 03:47 PM

the pigmy marmasets was a gag...
i too wanted to compliment this beautiful power goddess,but in a different way then every one else...i thought that it was obvious.lol
you are indeed a very beautiful woman miss sexy_lil_blondie


Kolhauszer, Hey bro. I owe you an apology. I didn`t read it all the way through. All I saw was marmasets and thought wth..I`m sorry if I offended you.

kolhauszer's photo
Thu 01/03/08 04:55 PM
no harm done rara..logicaly i do have to agree with jess though.
lil_blondie's response says it all.

i really did want to give her a laugh though


kolhauszer's photo
Thu 01/03/08 06:11 PM
hey aaronz..
nah..cynicism isnt my game.
like i mentioned to stormy yesturday,if you have something to say then just say it..
remember when she was mentioning the fact that she's still a virgin,and some people started to make her feel bad because of her posts?.
well the same rule applys here friend.

i read jess's comments about my attempt at sounding intelligent more then a few times,i found it refreshing and highly entertaining..

raw feelings are what makes people real..
ok mabey my tonsils were ripped out a little from that throat slashing that i got from her..but i liked it because it was real...
and to be honest i never even seen what a marmoset looks like..it was just a sceanario that popped in my mind.

some people are cynical..and for me it was always humour and laughter

AaronzDad's photo
Thu 01/03/08 06:19 PM
kolh I wasn't talking about being cynical of Jess's post. I was referring to recognizing fake profiles.

I actually wrote a letter of encouragement to stormy but she never read it. I'm guessing she saw it was from someone who didn't match her search criteria and just deleted it. Oh well. All you can do is try right?


kolhauszer's photo
Thu 01/03/08 06:25 PM
ahaa..
this is what i dont get though,
what would be the point for someone to post a fake profile of himself or herself in the first place?
the whole idea of this sight is to meet someone,what would be gained from lying.there are lots of beautiful ladies here as well as lots of average looking ladies.

don't you and jess feel that there could be a possability that lil_blondie actually looks the way she does..or are we still talking in generalities here?

AaronzDad's photo
Thu 01/03/08 06:37 PM

Hmm... not familiar with the scammers are you?

Porn site operators and various hangers-on in that business will post fake profiles on EVERY dating site out there. They use pics of hot models in various stages of undress and write short, usually suggestive, profiles then wait for lots of guys to be added as "friends" or whatever equivalent there is on the site their spamming.

Then they send letters/notices/bulletins to all their "friends/contacts/whatever" inviting them to "come see my new private pics at this great new website I found!"

Or they will invite all the guys to "check out this great new dating site I found" which is a scam site like True or SinglesNet or AdultFriendFinder or whatever.

Usually this method is practiced by people who get referral $$ from those scam sites or porn sites for every page view they generate. Sure, one-one hundredth of a penny isn't much but if you can get thousands and thousands of those.....

see how it works?

THAT is why I'm pretty ruthless with the fake profiles. You're not talking to the model who's picture is up there. You're talking to some greaseball in his basement trolling for pervs.


kolhauszer's photo
Thu 01/03/08 06:40 PM
ohhhhhhhh!!!..
i caught on jess!!
this is why you were so fired up when i mentioned austrailian pigmy marmosets,and not realizing that they dont come from there..

i took a glance at your profile and i see that this is where you come from.
well ok then,then you should know.

on a completely unrelated topic,why you dont paste your picture is a mystery,you're a very beautiful woman.

no photo
Thu 01/03/08 06:46 PM
whats on my mind?
Im seeing the story of Animal Farm happening in my own country.

kolhauszer's photo
Thu 01/03/08 06:53 PM
hoo boy..well then if this is the case here,then i sure do feel like there's a bucket of austrailian panda turd in the pit of my belly..

i cant seem to fight off this feeling that i was trying to get to know some 350 pound truck driver a little better.

by the way jess..i know that panda's are only indiginous to sydney

kolhauszer's photo
Thu 01/03/08 06:55 PM
for crap sakes lets get this over with now!!!!!..

sexy_lil_blondie..are you really you or some 350 pound truck driver