A young man is driving around his Ferrari that he just bought, proud as can be at his new car. He pulls up to a red light, next to an old man on a moped.

The old man looks over, gets off of his moped, and says to the young man, "Hey, that's an awfully nice car! Mind if I take a look around?"

The young man, more than happy to show off, tells the man, "Sure, I just bought it, close to $200,000. She's got all leather interior, a v12 that puts out more than 500hp, custom gull-wing doors, custom exhaust, the works! I can get her up to 220mph before she tops out."

The old man tells the young man that he's got an awfully nice car, but he thinks he'll stick with his moped. The young man shakes his head, and tells the old man, "Suit yourself."

When the light turns green, the young man decides to show the old fellow just what his car can do. He floors it, and takes off in a cloud of blue smoke, tires screeching. He quickly approaches 100mph, and looks into his rear view mirror. To his amazement, the old man is about to catch up! So he floors it once more, and gets it up to 130mph. He looks into his rear view mirror, and once more, the old man is about to catch up. He floors it once more, and as he is approaching the top speed of 220mph, he looks into his rear view mirror. Sure enough, the old man is catching up, like a speeding bullet, about to blow his doors off.

The old man crashed into the back of the ferrari, and parts go flying everywhere. When they finally come to a halt, the young man gets out and goes to check on the old man, who is lying on the pavement gasping for air. He sasy to the old man, "Oh my god! Are you ok?! I didn't know a moped could go that fast!"

The old man looks at him and says, "I'm fine...but could you please unhook my overalls from your mirror?"



*cough*

-Josiah

Good one