A little boy is helping his parents prepare a big thanksgiving dinner, getting everything ready to go. The mom is cooking everything up, and the husband is cleaning up the house. Everything is just about finished, the turkey is done, the house is clean. The parents get into a bit of a fight, a result of the stress put on them in the situation. During the fight, the mom calls the dad an a****** the husband calls his wife a b*tch

The little boy asks them what each word means. The mom tells the boy that an a****** is a term for a gentleman, and the dad tells the boy that a b**** is another word for a lady.

Before long, the mom and dad appologize to eachother, and begin having passionate sex. During the sex, the mom tells the dad that she loves his **** and the dad tells his wife that he loves her tits. The boy asks what tits and a **** is. They tell him that a **** is another word for a coat, and tits is another word for a hat.

The mom and dad then begin the finishing preperations, the mom is cutting up the turkey, and the dad is in the bathroom shaving. The little boy hears the mom say f*ck, when she cuts her finger. He asks her what the word means, and she tells him that it's something you do to a turkey.

The boy goes into the bathroom, and his dad nicks himself with the razor, and the dad exclaims sh*t! The boy asks the dad what that particular word means, and the dad tells him that it's something you do when you're shaving.

The doorbell rings, and the dad tells his son to go answer the door. The boy opens the door, sees a crowd of people there waiting to be left in, and so the boy says to them:

"B*tches and A******s, may I take your tits and ****s? Mom is in the kitchen f**king the turkey, and dad is in the bathroom putting sh*t on his face."




(now that i've typed all that out, i'm not entirely sure it was worth the effort...lol)
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-Josiah

that was too funny!!!