While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball with an ONION.
Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup.
“How’s your physical relation with wife?” the doctor asked.
“Pretty good,” the man said, to the doctor’s relief.
But then he added, “I’ve had some strange side effects.”
“What’s that?” the doctor asked anxiously.
“Well, every time I p*ss, my eyes water.
When my wife gives me a blow job, she gets heartburn.
And every time I pass a hamburger stand, I get a hard-on!”

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An old couple were about to make love when the husband said.. let's try something different tonight. The wife asked what do you mean by something different? The old fella said let's try it back to back to which the wife replied, how in hell can we do it back to back. The husband replied.. well we could call in another couple you know.

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Why can't Michael Jackson go to the beach?Because the parents will yell "Hey get out of my sun!!"

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