A blonde has a particularly bad fear of horses. When she was young, she was thrown off, and enarly trampled, and has never been able to confront her fear. One day, she decides that enough is enough, she is going to face her fear.

So, she climbs atop the horse. So far, so good. Pretty soon, the horse starts to walk, and then trot, and then gallop. The blonde is having the time of her life! Everything is going so well! Then she starts to slip, and pretty soon she is hanging off the side of the horse, her foot caught in the stirrup, her head being pounded on the ground. Terrified, she screams for help, hoping someone will come to her rescue.

That's when the carnival employee turned off the merry-go-round.




-Josiah

im a blonde but thats too funny

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