One day, a trucker is driving down the highway, when he sees a priest walking along side the road. Now, he's not a very pious man, but he's feeling a little guilty due to the way he's been living his life. So, he stops and picks up the priest.

They are driving down the road, when the trucker spots a lawyer walking alongside the road. Without thinking, he swerves toward the lawyer (he had a particularly bad divorce recently.) At the last second, he realizes what he's doing, and with a priest in the cab with him! He swerves to miss the lawyer, but still hears a sickening thud.

The man, completely stricken and sick at what he had done, turns to the priest, and says, "Father, I am so sorry, I really did try to miss him, I don't know what I was thinking. Can you forgive me?"

The priest turns to him and says, "Oh, it's alright, I got him with my door."



-Josiah

ps. appologies in advance to ladyblack :P

Hahaha. Ok seriously even being in law school, I can appreciate that one. Nicely done.