Two cross country bicyclists are...well, riding cross country, and it's getting close to sunset, when everything to the west is a black silhouette. They decide they should find a place to unroll their sleeping bags before the sun goes completely down. Just before they decide on a place to sleep, they see a large figure on the road at the crest of a hill.

They decide to ride on, and check it out, before they call it a night. As they get closer, they realize it's a man, laying in the road with his ear to the ground, muttering something. As they get closer, they can hear what he's saying, and it goes something like this:

"Blue '85 Ford Bronco, 3 passengers, German Shepherd in the back seat, goodyear tires, going about 65mph."

Amazed, one of the bicyclists exclaims "You can tell all that from having your ear to the ground?!"

The man looks over toward him, and says, "Hell no! It just ran me over!"



-Josiah

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