Fred, Bill, and George are all in a jet, flying across a large city. They decide that each of them is going to throw something out of the airplane. Fred throws out a barbell, Bill throws out an anvil, and George throws out a bomb.

Later that day, a policeman is walking through town, when he sees a young girl crying. He stops to ask her what's the matter, and she tells him that she was approaching this cute little kitten, when all of a sudden a barbell fell out of the sky and killed it.

Not too long after that, the policeman sees a little boy crying on the sidewalk. He asks the boy what's wrong, and the boy tells him that he was walking his dog, when an anvil fell out of the sky and killed his dog.

Continuing his patrol, the man sees a boy rolling on the ground laughing. He stops and asks the boy what's so funny, and the boy says, "Well, I farted and the building behind me blew up!"




-Josiah

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