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A cold shower doesnt work anymore
I guess to him it became a chore He left the goat alone After the bone I heard the goats not that sore oh burn |
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This thread has now made two pages
Even with goat sex, it could go on for ages It's still funny to me I'm impressed with what I see As you continue to keep up in stages. |
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The night has come to its end
It's morning no need to pretend That goat f*cking is lame It's all part of your game So to you some lube I will lend |
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I never wanted a goat to screw
I've thought less about that, and more about you So lube I do not need But some advice I will heed And protect my balls from being scooped, too. |
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It is not me who scoops the balls
It's the hillbilly surfer who falls When you help him up Your balls he will cup He does this on his life size Ken Barbie dolls |
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Playing with dolls is not on my list
I've got better qualities you might have missed Writing limericks not withstanding I have a great understanding Of making you laugh instead of being pissed. |
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There once was a ninja porn star
One day she went into a bar A guy he was rude With a bad attitude So she ran him over with her high-tech ninja car |
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There once was a nice guy sitting in a bar
Minding his own business, admiring her from afar When all of a sudden His head was swollen From the wounds of a Ninja-looking car. |
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There once was a girl who thought it was time
To quit with the silly words that rhyme It's really late This I will not debate So I'll **** a goat if this is a crime |
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It's not a crime, so the guy said
It's up to you to quit instead I'm glad in a way You made my day With my name on my very own thread |
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