A man decides one day to come home early from work, and surprise his wife with a nice bouquet of flowers, and then a nice dinner at their favorite restaurant.

He pulls into the parking lot of their apartment complex, looks up at the 10th floor window to his apartment, and sees two silhouettes standing *real* close together.

Furious, he races up the stairs, and bursts into the room, to find his wife standing there in her robe, two empty wine glasses on the table.

He runs through the house, looking in every hiding place, destroying things as he goes. Finding nobody in there, he storms out onto the balcony for a breather. Lo and behold, there is a set of fingers holding onto the edge of the balcony.

He stomps on the fingers, until the man holding on falls. In a miraculous stroke of luck, the man falls into a dumpster. The husband sees that the man is still moving, and so he drags the refrigerator out of the house, and hefts it over the edge, to fall and crush the man below. Just after getting the refrigerator over the edge, the husband falls dead as a stone, as his heart failed from the strain.

Suddenly, the husband, and two other men are standing in front of the pearly gates, and St Peter tells them that heaven is almost full, there is room for only one more. Whomever died the most tragic death, will be accepted, and the other two are just out of luck.

So St. Peter turns to the husband, and he asks him how he died. The husband tells him the story, and St. Peter shakes his head in sorrow.

He then turns to the second man, and asks him how he died. The man tells him that he was washing the windows on the 12th story of an apartment building, when he fell. By some miracle, he managed to catch hold of the edge of the balcony two stories below, and hold on. But before he could pull himself up, some LUNATIC came out and stomped on his fingers, and he fell. Amazingly, he landed in a dumpster, and was in pain, but still very much alive. Then, the lunatic from the 10th floor came out, and threw a refrigerator over the railing, crushing him to death.

St Peter again shakes his head in sorrow. He then turns to the third guy, and asks him how HE died.

The third man says, "Well, I was hiding in the refrigerator when..."



-Josiah

LOL. ANOTHER FOR MY BOOK.

so which one has the more tragic death? lol jk anyway good joke!