Topic: man jokes 2 , my bad
thecoolyman's photo
Tue 01/01/08 09:15 PM
What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.

What do men and beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.

How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - did it ever happen??

How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.

What is the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.


1 more for the ladies, oops guys
bigsmile Cooly

popcornncoke's photo
Tue 01/01/08 09:20 PM
LOL.YOU MUST HAVE A BOOK FULL.

MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 01/01/08 09:23 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

thecoolyman's photo
Tue 01/01/08 09:26 PM
And the list goes onlaugh
bigsmile Cooly

nightimefantasy's photo
Sat 01/05/08 01:59 AM
happy

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Where do you come up with all the things you post ?

Pete026's photo
Sat 01/05/08 02:32 AM

How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.



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songstress1's photo
Sat 01/05/08 07:21 AM
Men...gotta love em!laugh funny stuff Cooly!laugh laugh laugh bigsmile

thecoolyman's photo
Sat 01/05/08 07:25 AM

happy

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Where do you come up with all the things you post ?

:wink:
Good imagination and lots of work to please Ya'lllaugh
Plus a over active brain:wink:
thank All you so much
bigsmile Cooly