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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 6 | |
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ya I was staring into Ohmbres eye earlier , AN I SQUEEZED THE S$HIT outta him !!!!! 
hez been mad ever since..... 
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Zap him with some hydrogen peroxide and watch him sizzle!!
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oHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I killed a spider last night!!!!
I thought of you as I mutilated his poor body and flushed him down the toilet....
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I ripped apart my bedroom an rearranged it tonight ....
maybe I'll feel different in the mornin an stop gettin out on the wrong side of the bed......
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I vacuumed up a few SPIDERS tonight they where lurking under my bed!!
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ohhhhhhhhh rearrangement......hmmmmmmmmm I havent done that to my room.......Im not sure if the chi would work with my ying and my yangs
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I vacuumed up a few SPIDERS tonight they where lurking under my bed!!
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my yings an yangs need some shaking up!
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ya I need to glue gun the wall to the floor again I guess....
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you need some fenshui???? some fondue? some fenugreek?
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um.......
somethin....... fench fries... fundoo?? moog goo gai pan? |
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How about a cigarette???
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howz about a
***@))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))(<
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ya how about it????
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!1 
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Edited by
purplecat
on
Wed 01/02/08 12:30 AM
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Dear diary......can you tell Im pmsing right now???
 
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not really.......
can you tell I'm PMSing right now?
wait till mornin...... but then again ... I'll be getting upon the left side of the bed.... oh.....but now the left is to the east an not the north..... um......dont try to make sense out of me !
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Im in a mood.....I feel like vapourizing stupid people left right and centre........
I miss Muriel!!!
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or you can put your bed in the centre of the room and be able to fall out of both sides of the bed......mine is like this...yet I always get out on the left.....the south side of the room......I wonder if its good for my chi or my chong or whatever....
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