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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 6
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 01/02/08 11:07 AM Edited by purplecat on Wed 01/02/08 11:09 AM
OK .this is a classified add....... NEEDED : Cabana boyz lemon honey tea Johnstones all around MIDOL FOR EVERYONE!! Happy pills and SHOES!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/02/08 11:08 AM
My cat is sitting on my mouse pad........Im tryng to take his picture and he is sniffing my knuckles with his wet nose as I type

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Wed 01/02/08 11:10 AM
OK .this is a classified add....... NEEDED : Cabana boyz lemon honey tea Johnstones all around MIDOL FOR EVERYONE!! Happy pills and SHOES!!!!! I got some tums and some advil? Think that will work? lol

kidatheart70 Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 6234	Wed 01/02/08 11:11 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/02/08 11:13 AM
HI kid

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 01/02/08 11:14 AM
hmmmmmmmmm...... um....... no....

kidatheart70 Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 6234	Wed 01/02/08 11:14 AM
Buon Giorno

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/02/08 11:15 AM
Taco Bell

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 01/02/08 11:16 AM
<<<<<<<<,needs to lower expectations??????? <<<<<<<<hits head on keyboard repeadidly........ jrhjk;lvx'lkvz'zcmczxsdv [oigvbpfdgoikwre-0tg=e0wq4bhrfhbn b ,nf fll,b l[o04tigk,e9q4vgo,kbkp[j-0qe32fduigre098ugjjfnglkjgsoeiur5jpwef9udsmdkgldkgpfghoithkfbzmvpofdgidf[ik fglkkhlfopia9dtre98mv4m2b2h3sdfnmdkgmj0-967o6tliu;hk.mj[kit0hjkbvnhdhusef5623435br

chuck366 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 4666	Wed 01/02/08 11:16 AM
a hangover

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 01/02/08 11:18 AM
really....... I think Cabana boyz could distract me enough to not worry about the rest of the list............

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/02/08 11:20 AM
lol I think so too purple.......you definately need to go and get a passport!!! What have you got to lose????

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Wed 01/02/08 11:21 AM
Dear Diary; The pizza finally arrived....AND IT WAS COLD AND SLIMEY. The grease isn't even being absorbed by the cheese or toppings, just just sliding around in its goo-like-state.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/02/08 11:23 AM
QUICK!!! MEDIC!!! GRAB THE PAPER TOWELS!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 01/02/08 11:24 AM
blot the top of the pizza with a napkin , put it in your oven at 350 degrees for about 3 minutes or so ...... or feed it to the neighbors dog?

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Wed 01/02/08 11:30 AM
I think I'm going to give it to the dog..when I opened the box and saw that mess in there I lost my appetite. And I paid $20 for the pizza too! I would have rather flushed a 20 dollar bill down the toilet

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 01/02/08 11:31 AM Edited by s1owhand on Wed 01/02/08 11:31 AM
dear diary, as he put on the long rubber gloves and inspected mysterious bottles under the sink, do i need to disinfect in here again? gets the grease jar out and a convenient paper funnel for the pizza oil - here ya go damnits - shake-N-bake, man, shake-N-bake!! did you see a kid running around loose over here this year? hiya kid

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 01/02/08 11:31 AM
phone them back an tell the manager it was DISGUSTING !!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 01/02/08 11:31 AM
Is there any onions on that pizza??? Those are toxic to animals........ Dab it with paper towels and let it sit for a few minutes....it should be good to eat soon!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Wed 01/02/08 11:32 AM
anaerobic festering of onions or garlic in oil can lead to botulism!