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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 6 | |
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh why would I do that???? Besides Ive met a few stars......at first I was like....is that?????
 Then I heard them swearing like a sailor and realized they were just like everyone else......
Ohhhhhhhhh but that Stone woman.......complete biotch btw......dont be messing with her!!!
Robin Williams is a nice guy........ David Duchovney is an azzzzzzzzzzzhole...... Who you got a date with??? 
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You are lacking me and a laugh a minute life together.
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You only want me because I live in a country far far away.......
   Im exotic......me luvs you long time but only for a minute!!!
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Btw......Im not always funny.........
and once a month..................... Muriel turns EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeh like I've never seen a bloating aggrivated ovulating menstrating woman before. Yeh I can massage your feet, bring you your heat pad and chocolate and keep my mouth shut for a few days.
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Really?????? You can shuttttttttttttttttttup for a few days????
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forget the feet.........I need a full on back massage!!!
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We can cuddle and nibble on cheese and drink descent vino and do each others hair.......if you ever grow any back baldy. Ha ha ha ha ha
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I like mine short and sassssssssssssssay@!!!!
 
I dont think you could fluff me like I could fluff me.......put I could do yours!!!!
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Wed have to sleep in seperate beds. You toss and turn and kick too much in your sleep. I sleep like a brick.
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My cats would sleep with me.......they dont like men in my bed!!!
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andddddddddddddddddd they are used to me kicking and tossing and turning.......they love me!!!
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But I'm not afraid to fart. Its just good for you. See? Pppppfffftttt! Ah! Do you feel better? I know I do.
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Ok........there is the No cheese eating rule after 6 pm right????
Of course this does not apply to me.........cause I never do that!!!
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Cats love me. But you knew that. How many guys have you broken up with when your cats got attatched to them?
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Quit abusing your pu$$y!!!! Ha ha ha ha
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My cats only love me.......they only put up with some.........and they never did like men to begin with.......
Hahaha funny thing.......my ex hubby had a cat.........poor thing was scared to death of him.......I made that cat trust me....he even slept with me..........then I left.......I felt bad for that cat..... 
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Awwwwww I hate bad cat stories.
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ya the strangest looking cat Ive ever seen.......shadow hated him.......smokey was leery......was the strangest thing........
red headed cat with the rounded head you ever seen......he would play fetch.......lol I didnt like him at first because he was a red headed cat......you know....they are evil.......... But then my heart melted and then........I fell in love and he with me and then.............. I left.......... |
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Well I'm going nite nite. After lunch maybe see ya? Till then? Smootch.
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