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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 6
s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Thu 01/03/08 12:01 AM
dear diary, thank goodness no one got runned over!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/03/08 12:03 AM
Me, my penis and I.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/03/08 12:04 AM
oh I was just thinking of peanuts when you said that!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 01/03/08 12:04 AM
are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/03/08 12:07 AM
are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ?are we there yet ? <-----kicks purple in the bum so her head doesnt hurt so much!!!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Thu 01/03/08 12:07 AM
dear diary, now let's be polite! not everybody jumping all over LHBs p-nis all at once! at least be civilized and take turns...

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 01/03/08 12:08 AM
my throat hurts to ......

Claudette Joined Mon 04/16/07 Posts: 16150	Thu 01/03/08 12:09 AM
(((((((s1owhand)))))))) i am doing good Gypsy getting ready to hit the books again soon

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/03/08 12:10 AM
I miss peanuts actually.....I havent eaten them in awhile because Im afraid my teeth will break off.......they are so sensitive right now and I can only eat on my left side in case my teeth shatter........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/03/08 12:11 AM
my throat hurts to ...... gargle with salt water and call me in the morning!!!

Sweet_Lea_Evil Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 175	Thu 01/03/08 12:13 AM
there were recent visitors with funny remarks. shhh. they may still be around. Hi Claudette!! ya I was reading that......was that the ex who was the minute man or the new guy???? it was the EX!!!!!!!!! Is this what happens to guys when they leave you? LOL

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 01/03/08 12:14 AM
ya , I should go to bed...... g'night all.......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/03/08 12:15 AM
gnite purple!!! Hmmmmmmmmm exes.......just be lucky he wasnt 30 second man!!!!

Sweet_Lea_Evil Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 175	Thu 01/03/08 12:15 AM
G'night purple sweet dreams

Claudette Joined Mon 04/16/07 Posts: 16150	Thu 01/03/08 12:16 AM
night Purple

Sweet_Lea_Evil Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 175	Thu 01/03/08 12:16 AM
Hmmmmmmmmm exes.......just be lucky he wasnt 30 second man!!!! Well I was being nice... I guessed a minute. Long enough for me to moan OHHH about twice LMAO

Sweet_Lea_Evil Joined Mon 12/17/07 Posts: 175	Thu 01/03/08 12:17 AM
LOL good thing he isnt a member....he'd kill me for telling that story!!!!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 01/03/08 12:18 AM
Well that was a total waste of time!!! Thank god for batteries!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/03/08 12:21 AM
Dear diary, A bunch of crackheads score a teener of crack cocaine. They smoke, get high and wierd. Later when they are out of crack and can't get anymore they go into their dillusional, paranoid, gotta be more lack of thinking. They are crawling around on the floor picking up crumbs of crack that got knocked off the table and smoking them. One guy picks up a leftover moldy piece of fruit loop breakfast cereal and puts it in his crackpipe and proceeds to smoke it. One of the other crackheads sees this and tells the others "hey man! Rays really high! You gotta take his crackpipe away! He's trying to smoke fruitloops!" another crackhead says "nah, leave him alone!" the first crackhead says "wtf do you mean leave him alone- dude he's smoking f ing fruitloops!" the second crackhead says "yeh and I'm jealous! He's getting big hits!"

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/03/08 12:24 AM
Minute man? Is that like three pumps and a dump?