Doctor says to man, "Goodmorning Geoff, what seems to be the problem today?"

Geoff replies, "Well doctor, I have something wrong with my peni$."

"OK", says the doctor, "I'll have to have a look at it."

Geoff says, "Just one thing, doctor. You have to promise that you won't laugh when you see it."

The doctor replies, "Oh Geoff, I take my job very seriously and I would never put a patient into any distress by any wayward attitude towrds him or her. So, please be assured that I will not laugh."

Geoff says, "OK". Then stands up and drops his trousers.

The doctor burst out laughing so hard that snot flew out of his nose. Until he stifled it as quickly as he could.

The doctor continued after he had calmed himself, "That was so very not a professional way for me to treat you. It is just that I have never seen such a small, no, tiny peni$". As a smile twitched his lips.

He continued, "So, Geoff, can you explain to me what is the problem you have with it."

Geoff replied, "Well doctor, it's swollen."

The receptionist had to close the surgery and take the doctor home. He is still laughing yet.

FUNNY
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oh wow, I literally LOL'd. Bloody brilliant!

poor guy