A divorce lawyer is discussing blame for divorce.

"Tell me, Mrs, Magilacuddy", said the lawyer, "did he ever withhold the housekeeping money?"

"No. Never. He was always very generous." she replied.

"Did he ever hit or beat you?" Asked the lawyer.

"No he never did. I'd have broke his jaw if he did".

"Was he ever unfaithful to you?"

"Ah, I think we've got him there." said Mrs. Magilacuddy. "I know for a fact that he wasn't the father of our last child."










Thanks SM.

Haaa!

In some ways this joke reminds me of watching certain episodes of House of the Dragon. The Princess marries her cousin only to get pregnant by her knight.

When asked, "What time of day did you get pregnant?", most women say, "at Knight time."

FUNNY

That sounds about right Mefkit .