A Catholic teenager goes to confession, and after confessing to an affair with a girl is told by the priest that he can't be forgiven unless he reveals who the girl is.

"I promised not to tell!" he says.

"Was it Mary Patricia, the butcher's daughter?" the preist asks. "No, and I said I wouldn't tell."

"Was it Mary Elizabeth, the printer's daughter?" "No, and I still won't tell!"

'Was it Mary Francis, the baker's daughter?" "No," says the boy.
'Well, son," says the priest,
"I have no choice but to excommunicate you for six months." Outside, the boy's friends ask what happened.

"Well," he says, "I got six months, but three good leads."



Smart kid, they learn way too early
Cooly

Happy New Year year, Cooly and keep them jokes coming.

Thanks Bro
Tryin to keep em laughing tonite
Have a Safe & Happy New Year to Everyone
Wanta see ya back here again
Cooly

hmmm glad I sent my daughter to public school...but then again I know the boys she date always enjoy watching me clean my shotgun...

Was that a shot I heard
Cooly

hmmm almost 1am ,,looking for my 12 now!!

your a riot