Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


Those of you at home tonite, Happy New Year, tryin to amuse ya
Those that are headed out or just comin back, have a Happy Safe New Year
Cooly

Good ****....
it's nice to laugh on such a mundane holiday....
Katiegrl

That's some brilliant shtuff right there lemme tell ya...

Need to come visit here more often then
So don't be shy
Just say HI
Cooly

Isnt it strange how funny things resemble reality so much

Just too dang crazy

Yes yes you are but in a good way...

I just enjoy makin em smile and laugh so much