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Topic: INFESTED.
Mefikit Joined Thu 07/02/20 Posts: 485	Sat 10/01/22 09:39 AM
A freind of mine was telling me that his house was infested with mice. I said to him, "Why don't you get a ball baring mouse catcher?" He said, "WHat the hell is a ball baring mouse catcher?" I told him, "A TOM CAT." (BTW, tom cats are useless mousers).

Unknow Joined Sat 07/10/21 Posts: 54502	Sat 10/01/22 12:25 PM


Unknow Joined Mon 09/13/21 Posts: 31823	Sat 10/01/22 02:42 PM
A freind of mine was telling me that his house was infested with mice. I said to him, "Why don't you get a ball baring mouse catcher?" He said, "WHat the hell is a ball baring mouse catcher?" I told him, "A TOM CAT." (BTW, tom cats are useless mousers). The tomcats here are not useless, I've seen them catch a whole lot of mice.

sonofrangi Joined Sat 03/07/20 Posts: 293	Sat 10/01/22 02:46 PM
Lol 🤣🤣🤣

Douglas Joined Thu 04/21/22 Posts: 359	Sat 10/01/22 06:19 PM
The tomcats here are not useless, I've seen them catch a whole lot of mice. Anyone who has watched Tom & Jerry knows the mouse always gets away in the end!

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3505	Sun 10/02/22 12:48 AM
How do you spell mousetrap in 3 letters? CAT.

Unknow Joined Sat 07/10/21 Posts: 54502	Sun 10/02/22 07:14 AM
How do you spell mousetrap in 3 letters? CAT. TOK

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