Topic: Mistaking Bob Hope for George Burns | |
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Machines called ninja's
were about as agile as a flying brick. Rolling them across asphalt parking lots with coiled hoses piled atop their tubs took muscle. Me with my best friend and wand slinging partner lugged the gear in at the service entrance, prepping for another sludge sucking session. Checked in early at the Plaza hotel so ascent to the twenty seventh floor must wait. Loitered outside the aluminum framed sliding glass gate so my comrade could smoke. The doors parted and exiting from the shadow within came a frail man clothed in pajama pants a burgundy velvet smoking jacket and slippers. As he slowly shuffled past us arm led toward the nearby nightclub by a woman decades his junior, I asked under my breath is that George Burns? Still scratching my head, we proceeded to stuff wet vacs on steroids into an elevator and start the rise. Heading to the top, boyish bouncing jammed the lift between floors. After a stint of claustrophobic confinement we reached our target and cleaned the carpet. While loading out my partner's light bulb brightened and he blurted "That was Bob Hope!". |
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Nice poem .
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Thanks, Julie. This is based on an actual experience I had in the early 1990's while working as a carpet cleaning tech on Disney property here in Florida. It was surreal seeing world famous Bob Hope being ushered quietly out the service entrance of the fancy hotel just steps in front of me.
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Cool! I bet that blew your mind .
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