what do you do for a living" i do my best

FUNNY >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

When I Tell the Ladies that I am Unemployed, They Delete Me !!

When I Tell the Ladies that I have a High Paying Job, They Blow Kisses to Me.

yeah funny how that works...kinda puts me off talking with women

Mingle2

Those who are single, Let’s sing this song together:
Single bells
Single bells
Single all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch
those couples fight all day. Yay…


@copy-right-paste

Funny Robin .

SMART GENIUS

A Proud And Confident Genius Makes A Bet With An Idiot.

The Genius Says, “Hey Idiot, Every Question I Ask You That You Don’t Know The Answer, You Have To Give Me $5. And If You Ask Me A Question And I Can’t Answer Yours I Will Give You $5,000.”
The Idiot Says, “Okay.”
The Genius Then Asks, “How Many Continents Are There In The World?” The Idiot Doesn’t Know And Hands Over The $5.
The Idiot Says, “Now Me Ask: What Animal Stands With Two Legs But Sleeps With Three?”
The Genius Tries And Searches Very Hard For The Answer But Gives Up And Hands Over The $5000. The Genius Says, “Dang It, I Lost. By The Way, What Was The Answer To Your Question?”
The Idiot Hands Over $5.
KeepSmiling

Before Marriage:

Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!

After Marriage
(Read from bottom to top)
Keep Smiling

Funny Robin .

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

What game would that be?

The Free I... Conics/coins (daily ice cream)

Still don’t get it.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer: “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar coin in one hand and two 20 cent pieces in the other, then calls the boy over and asks: “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the 20 cent pieces and leaves. “What did I tell you? That kid never learns!” said the barber.

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the 20 cent pieces instead of the dollar coin?”

The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

You must have heard a story of a hen which laid a gold egg daily

Putin is held hostage by a terrorist.

A Russian truckdriver stops at the back of a long queue on the motorway. He sees a policeman walking down the line of stopped cars to briefly talk to the drivers. As the policeman approaches the truck, the truckdriver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

Policeman: "A terrorist is holding Putin hostage in a car. He's demanding 10 million rubles, or he'll douse Putin in petrol and set him on fire. So we're asking drivers for donations."

Driver: "Oh, ok. How much do people donate on average."

Policeman: "About a gallon."

🥸

Too funny Robin .