Just today my 10yr old son said,"Mom, I know what a hicky is." I said,"Ok, son tell me. What is a hicky?" He replies,"It is when someone lives in the woods and won't come out."

What could I say, OMG.. I laughed till I cryed...


Plz share your story.

My daughter, several years ago, was taking catholic education classes. They were learning about St. Francis of Assisi. On the way home I asked her what they had learned about and she said, ya know mom Frank that sissy guy.

This is still a family favorite!

When my daughter first went to pre-school she came home and asked me if boys had "heinesses". "What is a heiness?", I asked her. She said "It's a string that hangs down. Jeffrey showed me his".

oh that is the best

my niece said:
hey Sarah, why are guys such jerks, its like they're wearing one of my thongs!
I laughed REEEEELY hard at that one, shes 14!!!

my cousin thought that napkin in Spanish was "napkino"

I have no kids, but my nephew at the age of 5, in a restaurant yelled at the waitress "hey, I wanna fork n spoon (sounded like forking-spoon)" he meant well

was too funny

OMG! those are so funny! The other day I had my 8 year old daughter at the eye doctor, and of course I had to take the 4 year old with me... the eye doctor looks at my 4yo son and says "Oh no! Sissy has butterflies and bumblebees in her eyes! What should we do?" My son looked at him for a second and said with his hand waving sissy away... "Aww.. just let her die!" Then he laughed histarically! OMG! I just looked at the doctor and shook my head! What do you say when a little one says that!

my family and i moved to Georgia (when i was 14?) and we are origionally from idaho. anyways, he was use to the water here. its like getting bottled water from the tap. and when he went and drank some water from the tap in GA he spit it out and was like..."This water is gross! its all soggy" lol. it was great. he was 4?

hmm...let's see

in 1999 my son said there was a NEW Backstreet Boys for the NEW millenium and....from now on....they will ONLY wear white suits (I believe he got that from a soda commercial)

one of the million unanswerable questions...."what does vinegar smell like?" -- still no idea where that came from

when he was 7 someone cut me off in traffic and I said something not so nice to which he replied "Mom, they just don't know who they're messing with do they???"

Soggy water! I am still laughing!

yea, the family still teases him about it but he just blows it off. its funny.

while standing in line at a grocery store my son age 4 proceed to lick the black lady in front of us on the leg and say in a rather loud voice daddy she looks like chocolate but doesnt taste like chocolate

I have something that will put a smile on someone's face. I read and discuss the "Holy Bible" with my children, so every now and again I ask them a trivia question. I ask them "for whom and what reason did GOD create the Rainbow?"(i.e., a promise to Noah he wouldn't flood the earth anymore) Mista (my 6yr old) said " it's for being gay", lol.

haha thats nice..what a son you got lol

i asked my 2 yr old niece the number one rule when playing in the snow and she said "DONT EAT THE YELLOW SNOW AUNTY!" lol

OMG... I would have died at that very moment...

My same 4 year old helps his grandmother (my ex's mom) clean the church every week. Around noon, papaw brings them McDonlad's for lunch, and the pastor is always wanting his fries. One day, my don finally gave in and was going to let him have a couple... but as he was handing them to him he dropped them... he looked up at the pastor, and sincerly said... "those are yours".... OMG!


CHOCOLATE????

Once the boys found a condum on the side of the road, brought it to me. Asked,"Momma, what is this?" One son said,"It's candy, isn't it?" I said,"No, son it's a condum." The other son said,"Can I eat it."

Eeeeewwww! Condom flavor!