People have accused me of being smart and witty with a very dry sense of humor, but you can decide that for yourself when we meet.

I don't pay particular attention to diet or working out mainly because the food I like is healthy anyway and my lifestyle keeps me in reasonable shape. To describe me as old school wouldn't be far off the mark and I think relationships are all about complementing each other not competing with each other. I'm not a huge fan of dating sites or dating apps and prefer meeting people the old fashioned way - too much alcohol and poor judgement :)

As for my match - well it's unlikely you're younger than 40 ish, you're definitely switched on and conversation comes easy between us. Like me, you're probably not a triathlete but you can walk up a flight of stairs without stopping for breath halfway. You don't believe 'we only live once', you believe we only die once, we live every moment of every day.

Major turn-offs for me are people who can't write without their tongue sticking out and who can't fit in an average car seat without body parts draping over the edges :) Major turn-ons for me are openness, honesty, effective communication skills and ability to listen as well as speak. Nobody likes relationship jeopardy where one of us has to say 'I'll take 'WTF did I do wrong' for a 1000.

Together we're formidable and have fun speeding around the racetrack, boating and getting away for weekends, spending time at home, and loving every second of each other's company. Let's give it a whirl, say hello :)

Humorous, to the point, a bit long, but overall OK.

Have to wonder what, ": Self Employed Business Professional", means, sounds a bit scammerish.