little boy comes home from school and tells his mother i screwed the teacher today. the mother was furious and said go to your room and wait till your father gets home. well couple of hours later his father came home. his father said whats going on your mother is madder than hell. the boy says i told her i screwed the teacher today. the father all proud said way to go son keep up the good work. the father said from now on lets keep this between ourselves. so the next day the father came home and went up to the boys room and said did you screw the teacher again today? the boy said yes i did. the father all proud and beaming said keep up the good work son. so this went on for a week. the father would go directly to his sons room and ask him. until one day the father asked him did you screw the teacher today the boy said no not today. the father said why not. the boy replied i was going to but my ass is started to hurt.

good one

funny but ewww