Topic: im sloshed right now, pick on me
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Fri 12/24/21 12:50 AM
go doeeit

my first rebuttal is your mother is a hamster...

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Fri 12/24/21 01:18 AM
man, what a passive crowd.

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Fri 12/24/21 01:31 AM
I guess most of the forum regulars are still in bed at this time lol

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Fri 12/24/21 01:43 AM
i AM ONE WITH THE BOTTLE RIGHT NOW SCHGWING

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Fri 12/24/21 01:48 AM
OKAY IF NOOONE IS GNNE MAKE FUN OF ME IMMA CALL IT AND GET SOEM SLEEP

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Fri 12/24/21 01:52 AM
ctaullly what hahppened o my last reply

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Fri 12/24/21 01:52 AM
gremlins

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Fri 12/24/21 01:53 AM
ffs someone rip me a new one

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Tue 12/28/21 08:00 AM
now we know what those guys at the bar who pick fights when they are too drunk to fight and everyone feels bad for them and won't let them drive do in the age of the pandemic
whoa

Reminded me of a catholic joke...

Wherever there are four catholics, you will find a fifth.

rofl

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Tue 12/28/21 08:09 AM
now we know what those guys at the bar who pick fights when they are too drunk to fight and everyone feels bad for them and won't let them drive do in the age of the pandemic
:tired_face:

Reminded me of a catholic joke...

Wherever there are four catholics, you will find a fifth.

:laughing:

:sweat_smile::sweat_smile:

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Tue 12/28/21 01:13 PM
Edited by Unknow on Tue 12/28/21 01:17 PM
uh, i dont pick fights, i have a thick skin mate. been in two fights my entire life and i didnt start neither and i could not avoid them too. i was bored. relax? was hoping id get home schooled by a queen of mean, and such. love your assumptions though heh

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Fri 12/31/21 09:42 AM
You literally told me to pick on you. indifferent

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Fri 12/31/21 09:44 AM
and called my mom a hamster

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Fri 12/31/21 01:35 PM
Edited by Dodo_David on Fri 12/31/21 01:36 PM
OP: "im sloshed right now, pick on me"
[Me] Throws pecans at OP.



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Sat 01/01/22 03:25 AM
and called my mom a hamster

:sweat_smile::joy::sweat_smile:

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Sat 01/01/22 07:53 PM
The complete quote is "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries".

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

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Sat 01/01/22 07:59 PM
yes, but are you up for the fish slapping contest mr cleese?!

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Tue 01/04/22 08:01 AM
No, even Michael Palin later said he couldn't believe he actually dropped so far below into that water.

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Tue 01/04/22 01:22 PM
I see that the OP has visited Mingle2's pub.


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Tue 01/04/22 09:17 PM
You know the bartenders name is Sam right?