"there´s this guy looooast in a deset... n he comes across a guy on a camel n he say ‘Please. I´m dying of thoist..cud you please sell me some water.’

The guy says, ‘no, I can’t, but a, would you like to buy a tie’

He says, ‘what you crazy’, n he leaves

About 5 miles later, comes across a country club with a big sign ‘refreshments being served’
He knocks on the door and says, ‘Please. I´m dying of thoist..cud you giv me something to drink.’

The guy says, ‘I’m sorry I can’t let you in without a tie’

NICE

No can be incurious to health
thoist with moist

Thank you ladies.

Above joke was from 1984 - Kathie lee Johnson TV Series on YT. One Tuber followed it up with:
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Reminds me of some lame bus tour we signed up for to go to a distant club early 90s.

No word of a dress code from anyone until we get to the bouncer, dress pants and collared shirts only.

But what's right next to this place? a Menswear store, open till 9pm, rack after rack of cheap dress pants and collared shirts outside and just inside the door.

Felt robbed but had a good time.

New Yawk, New Yawk,
a city so nice they hadda name it twice!

- some nut

...if only he had brought a tie with him lol