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Topic: in the public restroom
LeiLani's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:36 PM
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."
The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"
Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."
Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it.


brian325's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:37 PM
noway noway noway laugh laugh laugh

LeiLani's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:38 PM
yea told ya
im grose

purr purrr

andreajayne's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:38 PM
sick

brian325's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:39 PM
I think I lust you happy happy happy

LeiLani's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:41 PM
awww...i have a good shrink
want her number?:tongue: :heart: :heart:

brian325's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:42 PM
is she cute? laugh laugh laugh

coco56's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:44 PM
omglaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

LeiLani's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:44 PM
yes,and isnt lesbian or bi
trust me i have tested it:wink:

brian325's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:46 PM
but but....I love lesbians love love love

sexybeastzeus's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:48 PM
very funny..by the way you look great in that bikini, nice legs..steveglasses

LeiLani's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:49 PM

but but....I love lesbians love love love

and we love u brian:wink:

LeiLani's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:50 PM

very funny..by the way you look great in that bikini, nice legs..steveglasses

welcome steve the cool

brian325's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:50 PM
thanks Steve...How'd he know I was wearing a bikini? noway noway noway

LeiLani's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:52 PM
insight laugh :tongue:
are u?do say
plsplsplsss
:wink: :wink:

brian325's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:53 PM
bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

brian325's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:53 PM
btw

<-----imma lesbian in training :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

LeiLani's photo
Fri 12/28/07 03:58 PM
ah,my bro just came to conclusion his wife is a faggot in traininglaugh

brian325's photo
Fri 12/28/07 04:00 PM
or a guy in drag laugh laugh laugh

sexybeastzeus's photo
Fri 12/28/07 04:00 PM
You have an beautifull exotic look that is classy and demur..

Where are you located?

Steveglasses

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