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A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs Over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeds in killing the dog and saving the girls live. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:" "Brave New Yorker saves a little girl's life" 'But I am not a New Yorker!' "Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning:' "Brave American saves a little girl's life" 'But I am not an American. I am Pakistani! The next day the newspapers say: "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist network are possible." |
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HAHA GOOD ONE :D
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i like that, that's good
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