Three men are lost in the desert. They are just on the point of death when they stumble across the recently expired body of a camel.

They look at each other and look at the dead camel - none of them have eaten for days.

The first man, a scouser, spoke up. I support Liverpool; so I will eat the liver
The second man, a scot, then said "I support Hearts so I will eat the heart
The third man, a Londoner, stood still for a few seconds before saying
"I support Arsenal - and I'm not hungry!"

🤣🤣🤣 Literally nailed it