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Don`t light farts.....You will burn your tushy
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Don`t fart in church...You`ll sit in the pewwwwwwwwww
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Don't forget where your second home is!
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I said schlitz....not sh&tzzzzzz
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Dont ever rub your eyes after youve cut up halepenos
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Didn`t I tell you that doing that would make you go blind?.
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But mom, I already wear glasses  
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Don`t stand over boys wearing patent leather shoes if you have a dress on.
They will look down at their shoes and see your unmentionables 9 years of catholic school
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Don't go shopping when you are naked...lol...
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Dont sneeze while swimming under water
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Don't carry spring-loaded tools in your front pants pockets.
Now THERE'S a scar I can never show off to the guys. 
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Don't carry spring-loaded tools in your front pants pockets. Now THERE'S a scar I can never show off to the guys.
Damnnnnnn dude, that had to hurt. |
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Don't carry spring-loaded tools in your front pants pockets. Now THERE'S a scar I can never show off to the guys.
Damnnnnnn dude, that had to hurt. nahh not at all. he just has a bit more of a "spring" to his step now
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