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cut up limes with a cut on your hand |
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don't use superglue as a sexual lubricant.
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don't use superglue as a visene substitute
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Edited by
daniel48706
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Fri 12/28/07 12:00 PM
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Don't ...... Just say hi...
Stop in and stay awhile 
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if you run out of lotion, do not use elmers glue to jerk off.......
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do not use motor oil to grease a pan.
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do not eat clowns, they taste funny......
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If you HAVE to masturbate, dont use any cloth that comes to hand...
You might be implicated in your sisters assault. (old episode from csi) |
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do not spit while laying on your back
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when "eating out" do not try to bite, chew and swallow.......
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Don't stop... keep them coming...
(I rubbed my eyes...  )
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unless you realy want a penguin for a child, do not have sex with your sister.
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Dont forget to give msteddy a great big ole bear hug!!!
((((((((((((((((((((((((Ms. Teddy))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
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Don`t empty your bladder outside when its cold, trying to write your name in the snow.
You will get icicles
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Don`t empty your bladder outside when its cold, trying to write your name in the snow. You will get icicles
Personally experienced here 777?
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when watching porn do not keep the hot sauce right next to the hand lotion...
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(((daniel)))
Don't just hug me... share... 
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don't poop in public pools, some fat kid might think it really is a baby ruth and have a bite.......
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don't piss on a live electric fence, unless you like
pain
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((((((((((((((((((((((((((Nurjoyce))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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