I was driving along with my wife and two girls 8 and 10. We were following behind an open top sports car. The couple in it were obviously having some sort of heated argument. Every now and again their conversation would drift back to me, as I had the side window open. There was a lot of animation in the car in front and the guy said, "And, you'll not be needing this." Then he flung a very realistic rubber sex toy into the air. It travelled through the air until it bounced off my windscreen. Making a thud noise. I immediately said that there was no need for any panic, that everything was OK. When my eldest daughter piped up, "But Dad. Did you see the size of the cock on that fly"

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