Love is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship. It is not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end.

Iv had the blues and I had the pinks and all I can saaaaaaay is........LOOOOOOVE stinks. Love stinks. Yeah, Yaaaah!!!

My typical first date consists of me making a complete ass out of myself and then going home. I guess it would have to start off with me picking her up taking her someplace fancy and introducing her to the man of her dreams, which won’t be one of my friends this time I hope. Then finish off the night at the nearest bar trying hard to ignore my cars windows fogging up and rocking in that unmistakable rhythmic pattern, you know it’s really hard to drive like that. Really I consider any date that the woman actually shows up and doesn’t run off screaming in the first 5 minutes a complete success.

wow sorry to kill your thread there gold

my first REAL date consisted of her sayin "my place or yours"

you didnt...lol

Was it youre left or right hand that said that Bro?

"big arrogent men have small penis' that is why i only date midgets with self esteem problems"

cool

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