A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go and choose a husband among many men.The store consists of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shoppers ascends each floor.TAhier is however a catch,as you open the door to any floor,you may choose a man from that floor,but you can not go back down except to exit the building.So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.On the first floor, the sign on the door reads; FLOOR ONE...THESE MEN HAVE JOBS.The woman reads the sign and says to herself,well thats better then my last boyfriend,but iI wonder whats further up.So up she goes a flight.The second floor sign reads; FLOOR TWO...THESE MEN HAVE JOBS AND LOVE KIDS.The woman remarks to herself,thats great,but Iwonder whats further up.So up she goes again.The third flor sign reads; FLOOR THREE...THESE MEN HAVE JOBS,LOVE KIDS,AND ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING.Hmm better the woman says,but I wonder whats upstairs.So up the shopper travels another flight.The fourth floor sign reads; FLOOR FOUR...THESE MEN HAVE JOBS,LOVE KIDS,ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING,AND HELP WITH THE HOUSE WORK.WOW the woman says,very tempting but thier must be more further up.And again she heads up another flight.The fifth floor sign reads;FIFTH FLOOR...THESE MEN HAVE JOBS LOVE KIDS ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING, HELP WITH THE HOUSE WORK, AND HAVE A STRONG ROMANTIC STREAK.The woman exclaims,OH, MERCY ME!!!But just think,what must be further up!So excidedly up the the next floor she hurries.The sixth floor sign reads;FLOOR SIX...YOU ARE VISITOR 6,986,783,107 TO THIS FLOOR,THIER ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR,THIS FLOOR EXISTS SOLELY TO PROVE THAT WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE....................................................SO KEEP SHOPPING LADIES LMAO...

LMAO!!

sweet bro, those arrows are gonna be harpoons now

LMAO

it's ok colly i have anti venom , think i'll survive ty bro

That is a very good one!