Always damn good to see you Cindy

DAMN...hope you're feeling better in the a.m. Ms. Teddy Sweet dreams!

My DAmn neighbors have a

Giraffe
Did you see that? I spelled

Giraffe and neighbors Again ,,,

and I got it right ,, again! In the

same Sentence,,, DAMN !

I'm so DAMN proud of you Tommy!

Everyone has to be something to somebody to be anybody, anybody that tries to be everything to everybody is nothing to anybody.

Damn too deep for me

damn, my damn strap broke!!!

The truth is; we hide so we can be found, we walk away to see who will follow, we cry to see who will wipe away our tears and we let our hearts get broken to see who will come and fix it. DAMN

We could all take a lesson from crayons: Some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors; but they all have to learn to live in the damn same box

New Viagra eye drops make

you look hard DAMN !

Damn He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Then there was the man who

got his Viagra tablet stuck in

his throat and suffered from a

DAMN stiff neck ,,, then claimed a goose bite him! DAMN !

It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's damn hilarious!!!

Two beers $7. Three margaritas $15. Four Jello shots $20. Taking home the girl who drank all of the above....PRICELESS


DAMN

Damn!!! Where can I find her?

There once was a man who

could not keep it going with his

wife.

He went to the doctor who

gave him some sex pills. There

was a label on the bottle that

said "Take one pill for a great

night." The man thought that

he wanted a stupendous night

so he downed the whole bottle.

In the morning the DAMN

neighbors came over to find

the man's son sitting on the

porch crying.

"What's wrong?" they said. The

boy replied, "Mom's dead,

sister's pregnant, my butt hurts

and dad's in the basement

yelling 'here kitty"

DAmn did you see that ,, I

spelled neighbors !