This is a story about a couple, who had been happily married for years.The only friction in the marriage,was the husbands habit of farting loudly when he awoke.The noise would wake up his wife,and the smell would make her eyes water,and make her gasp for air.Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off,because it was making her sick.He said it wasn't his fault,he couldn't help it,and that it was perfectly natural.She told him that he should see a doctor, because she was concerned, one day he'd blow his guts out.The years went by,and he continued to rip then out.Then one THANKSGIVING morning she was preparingthe turkey,and he was upstairs sound asleep.She looked at the bowl where she had puyt the turkey innards,and the neck,gizzard,liver,and all the spare parts,then a malicious thought struck her.She took the bowl and went upstairs,where her husband was sound asleep,and gently pulling back the covers,she pulled back the elastic waist band on his shorts,and eptied the bowl of torkey innards and parts,gently into them.Sometime later she heard her husband awaken,with his usual trumpeting and a blood curdling scream,then the sound of frantic footsteps,as he ran to the bathroom.The wife could hardly control herself,as she lay on the kitchen floor lauging,tears in her eyes.After years of torture,she reckoned she had got back at him pretty good.About 20 minutes later,her husband vcamedownstairs in his blood stained underpants,with a look of horror on his face.She bit her lip as she asked him,whatwas the matter?He said honey, you were right.All these years you warned me, and i didn't listen to you.Whatdo you mean,asks his wife?Well you llways told me,that oneday i'd fart my guts out, and today it finally happened.But by the grace of gode, some vaseline,andthese twofingers,I think I got most of them back in.

aaaaahhhhhhhhh godddddddd sssiiiccckkkkkkk

That was disgusting!

i think I'm gonna ralph
thats nasty dude

hey hadn't seen a sick joke in awhile,lol,had to post one must be sicker then i tought,if colly's gonna ralph..lmao..later bro

gotta get off this bike, hold my hair back

HOLD MY BEER THEN LOL

ewww shame....damn!!

Don't you start itz,lol...how are ya

im good how are you.....im just sittin here watchin SUPERBAD..im not starting nada...im being nice for once!! lol thats hard to do for me

DEPENDS ON WHAT YOUR VERSION OF NICE IS..LOL..EVEN DAHMER THOUGHT HE WAS NICE LOL...FUNNIN GIRL HAVE FUN AND WATCH THE FLICK..

no ur alil more interesting..lolu been drinkin agian..lol