Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.

He asks a student, “Who is your father?”

The student replies, “The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father.”

Kim Jong beams. “Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?”
The student doesn’t hesitate. “The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother.”

Kim Jong applauds. “What a diligent student you are"; pins a medal on class teacher and leaves

Later on class teacher asks the student: "What do you want to be when you’re older?”

The student replies, “An orphan; in America.”

good one, jaish

Thank you, Ladies..

Ten years ago, met a South Korean working in Doosan, on a Saudi project
He was telling that the South has the money and the North, the missiles
And one day, when the South and North would be unified ..., become a great power

Quite touching really, when one thinks he is living in half his Country.

just saying ...