A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another man and immediately notices that he has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.

The first guy says, "Wow, cool lighter... where did you get it?"

"A genie from a bottle granted me one wish," the man replies.

"Great, can I try it?," says the first guy.

"Sure," says the man.

The first guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears.

"You are granted one wish," says the genie.

The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"

"Done" says the genie and he disappears.

A few minutes go by and suddenly, the bar door swings open and in come hundreds of ducks.

"I can't believe this," says the guy, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

The second man replies, "Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic?"

OMG!!

thats good

lol a genie with defective or selective hearing can be dangerous i'd say..