Cmon. I’m ready!

Wish I could pull off the shirtless look.
Good luck and welcome to M2

- A profile photo without sun glasses is better. And at least a hint of a smile is also good :)

- Being slender is not the same as athletic...

- bare chest photos usually don't do well. I know you are seeking sex but depending on what type of woman you want the naked chest photos can still work against you. Many women prefer a bit of class, even if they are in it for sex-only.

- You don't specify what kind of woman you want. Nor if it just the test ride and that's it or would you also like to go places?

Both sexes can rate. It is not restricted to just one. Having said that, if I was a lady your profile would not impress me at all. So many shirtless photos would be a turnoff. Save those photos for sending privately to someone. Your write up makes it seem like you are an old car. Don't make your whole write up a joke. You are trying to impress not turn away. Be sincere in your write up about yourself and write something about the lady you are searching for.